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Whoever said that a week's work makes a
man was obviously some rich prick.

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A week's work makes me a depressed man.
He stinks of fish gut.

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Five, ten, like, two laurel.

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Well, fifty.

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Ten, fifteen,

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sixteen.

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Sixteen, fifty.

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I'm done.

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Boy, we've been working all week, like.

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Stop giving away so much fish for free.
No, boy, then we'd just be as bad as the

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rich pricks. Yeah, that Bezos prick.

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I was running drinks.

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Yeah, please, thanks.

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No worries.

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Man!

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Man, we're talking. Do you need a drink?

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Any juice?

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Maraid!

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Maraid!

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Maraid! Man!

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What's she doing, boy?

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It's the middle of the day and we want
something.

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She's hardly dead, is she?

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No, if she was dead, she'd be haunting
us by now.

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Man!

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What the f**k?

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What's going on?

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What's that?

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What did he say?

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What?

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What?

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Stop! That is disgusting!

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Oh, Jesus Christ!

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Martin,

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boy! Stop smiling, boy!

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It seems like everyone was added a pair
from us.

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Hello.

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Wait, how many times have you had to
ride?

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Since we got out of prison.

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I don't know. Did your hand jobs count?

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Depends on who gave them to you, like.

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I don't know.

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They were with my left hand, though,
some of them. Still doesn't count, boy.

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know. Zero for sure.

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I'm zero too.

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Have you ever tried sitting on your
hand? We can't live like this, boy.

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to yourself, all right? We are two of
the biggest catches I know, boy. Women.

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Women should be throwing themselves at
us, boy. I know. Can't we have? No, we

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have to. We have to go out in the pool,
boy. All the apps are just full of cats.

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Oh, we don't need apps, boy. We're going
old school, okay? We're going old

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school, all right? All right. Pubs,
clubs,

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chippers and schools.

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Yeah. Or schools.

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Yeah, mams only.

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Mams only.

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All right, but we can't just sit around
and rot, okay? No. We're better than

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that, boy. I mean, we're lads. We're
lads of cock.

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We don't just sit around and wait to get
our holes away. We stand up and we say

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enough. Is enough!

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Now you look at me, boy!

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We are going out into that town!

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And we are not coming back until we have
SDI!

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Get changed.

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Now we should probably get changed.

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Now we get changed.

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What are you doing boy?

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Let

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me

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hit you with something.

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Something slow, something lovely.

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See like this country.

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Right, boy.

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It's all about the four C's, yeah?

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Confidence, compliments, crack.

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Now, what's the fourth one?

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Yeah, I know I know it, boy.

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Obviously, the number one priority is
that we get our hood. Yeah. Well, like,

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you don't want to come on too strong,
either. No, no, no. Definitely don't

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on too strong.

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But if we're smart, yeah, we can make a
bit of kind, too.

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I don't know if I get paid for troubling
up giving it away for free, like. What

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did I just say?

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Confidence, right?

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It's the summer, town's full of bjorns,
right? All we have to do is find two

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rich... Shut the fuck up, Cian!

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Find somewhere else to practice.

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Two rich, out -of -town bjorns, show
them a good time and then at the end,

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know, we steal a few things.

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So two lucky ladies will get their haul
away with two of the best -looking lads

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in Cork. Then in exchange, we take some
jewellery that they don't even care

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about. So at the end, we ask them if
they care about their jewellery? No,

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no, right?

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Cain, Cain, we're on the breadline, all
right?

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Yeah. Yeah, sure.

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It's annoying for them if they lose a
sparkly piece of jewellery. But that

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sparkly piece of jewellery, boy, could
rescue us from a lifetime of grief and

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poverty. All right, so we're stealing
from them. Yeah. But in a good way.

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Exactly. All right. And anyway, they
probably have, like, insurance, so

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everybody wins.

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Insurance? Yeah, like insurance
insurance.

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So when you pay someone money, and then
if anything happens to your stuff or

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your money, then that person has to pay
you back? You're telling me some people

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are so rich that they pay someone else
money just in case they lose their

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just so they can get their original
money back?

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Yeah, exactly.

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All right, boy, I'm gullible, but I'm
not thick.

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No, boy, that is what it is.

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Pulling women can be complicated, but
not if you use jocks easy to follow

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He calls them the four Cs.

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Firstly, you compliment.

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Secondly, you make them laugh.

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He calls that the crash.

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Third, you conquer them with confidence.

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Ideally by demonstrating your brute
masculinity.

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And if all else fails, which of course
it rarely does, it's time for the

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mysterious fourth C.

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Linda once told me I looked mysterious
when we first met.

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But the truth is, that look was me being
so nervous I was trying not to get to.

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My strategy is slightly different to
Jock, but just as effective.

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What are you doing, boy? I'm not
homeless.

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I find that just simply listening to
what women have to say gets them in bed

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every time.

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What's even the point in having a
boyfriend if he's not even going to talk

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you? Sounds like he's just not very good
at expressing his emotions.

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Just not my bed.

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Who have you got?

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The community.

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I do love her.

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And you think it might be good for her
to know that?

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Good stuff.

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Have a good one, Harry. You know, boy, I
think if those two work on their

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communication, they should be all right.

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Yeah. Why am I getting worried about
you?

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I'm already after shifting three beers,
and look, I've stolen five light doors.

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You know, boy, I've lost my spare.

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What? No, boy, you just have to get the
first one out of the way, okay? It's

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like getting washed after, like... Wait,
wait, wait!

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I took the bad head off you, you prick!

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Are you all right, Gordon?

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You OK?

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No, we're not OK. We've just been
mugged. No, no, you haven't. They

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Look, did you have everything?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, you all right?

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You mean the boys? You mean the boys?

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He's speaking Gaelic. Do you know why?
He's actually just worried that...

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Fine women such as yourselves are
getting taken advantage of like that.

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sorry about that.

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Terrible. Two boys having a gas through
the city, got to be safe in these

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alleyways, like some savoury type.

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So is that Gaelic? Yeah, that is Gaelic,
yeah, it's Irish, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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yeah. Well, let us get you some drinks
to repay you.

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Oh, a drink?

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Yeah, absolutely, that's unbelievable,
yeah, yeah, yeah, but I wore a show on

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us. Oh, are you sure?

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Yes, of course, no doubt. You're not
sharp as if two women want to buy us a

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drink. That's their body, their child.
Yeah, surely. But no, no, we do insist.

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We do insist. I'm sorry about that. We'd
love to. Well, we're not going to turn

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down a free drink. Yeah, why would you?
Because you're not a fucking idiot.

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I'm Charlotte, by the way. She's an
influencer.

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Had over 100 ,000 followers.

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Charlotte, nice to meet you. My name's
Jack.

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Emma. Emma, lovely to meet you, Emma.

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Beautiful, Emma. Whoa.

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Hiya. Yeah, come on. Oh,

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sorry. You smell really like fruit.

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Thank you.

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After you, girls.

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Thank you.

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What are you doing?

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What? What are you doing, boy? We can't
afford these drinks.

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Yeah, obviously not, boy. We're going to
have to steal them. But look, we can't

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have them thinking we're grifters, all
right? Yeah, yeah.

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They're hot, rich and clueless, boy.
Perfect.

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Really? Yeah, boy. We're going to get
our hole and make a mint. You watch.

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Me a pervert.

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We don't want to watch.

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You didn't mean that, you fool.

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I'm not watching you riding so much.

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Wait, let's go get a drink.

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Gordon, you head upstairs there and
we'll get you a drink, all right?

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All right, bye.

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See you in a bit.

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The jackpot.

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Holy shit, mate.

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We're going to rob a tan.

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What? No, mate, I'm showing you how rich
they are.

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All right.

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Shit, mate.

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Me and Jock were Cork's most eligible
bachelors.

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But love is not cheap, and the most
expensive part is dating.

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And the most expensive part of that is
drinking.

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Women love cocktails, especially the
classy ones. And everyone knows

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are just a load of booze mixed together
and given a fancy name.

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Great ladies!

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Here we are.

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This is on our tab to go eventually.

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Really? Yeah.

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We'd assumed you'd done a runner.

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No, you're stuck with us now.

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Oh, we'll see about that.

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Yeah, cheers to muggers, yeah? Cheers,
muggers!

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Cheers!

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That is savage.

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Unbelievable.

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Is that lipstick?

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Yes, a part of the presentation.

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Yeah, it's called a kiss from cock.

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Thank you. Ah, a kiss from Cork.

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Hopefully not the last.

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Are we having a crack?

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Thank you, guys.

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Welcome to the crack.

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Mmm.

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Ah.

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Oh, it's sort of beefy, but in an
amazing way.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Would you boys be up for grabbing an
early dinner after this?

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Oh, absolutely, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Peace!

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Yeah!

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Yeah!

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Don't spoil your app, please.

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Oh, here we go.

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Thanks, mate.

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What are you doing with that thing,
mate? He's just burning the shit out of

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Why is this place so posh? They just
burn the food for the crack, do they?

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Thank you. Where do you think you're
going? Now!

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Pudding? What? No, we have to send that
back.

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The fellas after the burn at the top of
the thing. Here, look.

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What you can't do. No, it's meant to be
like that.

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Or this fire custard.

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Yes, no, we did.

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Usually we get it rare.

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Usually rare for us, yeah.

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No. Right.

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Yeah.

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Oh my God.

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Man, that's... Oh my God, it's so hard
and tough at the same time.

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What?

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Oh, that's amazing, man.

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Oh.

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Oh. Oh, man.

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Fucking hell.

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So do you boys want to get the bill and
then come back to us?

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Oh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, please
that sounds right. Yeah We can we can do

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that and I why don't we do that to him
and we'll meet you today. Thank you. Oh

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Hey,

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thank you. I hope that taste it. Okay,
it was grand

249
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You're out of your shell, huh? Yeah,
yeah, yeah.

250
00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:33,440
One,

251
00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:35,560
two.

252
00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:38,040
What are we going to do? We can't afford
all this.

253
00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:39,500
I don't know, boy. Don't you know the
plan?

254
00:12:39,740 --> 00:12:41,320
What? I was following you.

255
00:12:41,540 --> 00:12:43,440
You just said, we'll get this.

256
00:12:46,260 --> 00:12:47,259
Holy shit.

257
00:12:47,260 --> 00:12:49,100
I'm sorry, boy, all right? No, Jack,
look.

258
00:13:19,020 --> 00:13:20,860
I'd hate it. It'd hate it to get your
breath back.

259
00:13:21,220 --> 00:13:22,220
Here, go back.

260
00:13:23,820 --> 00:13:24,940
I'm not going to lie to you, Harry.

261
00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:27,460
We're not actually rich. Yeah, no shit.

262
00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:30,460
We were trying to show you a good time,
so we weren't making the most of it. We

263
00:13:30,460 --> 00:13:31,460
ran out on the bill.

264
00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:32,920
And whose cash is that?

265
00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:38,500
I know I just borrowed it off some fella
who doesn't know it, yeah? So you stole

266
00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:43,480
it? We stole it. We did steal it. I'm
not going to prison for some petty

267
00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:46,040
Don't let a little bit of stealing get
in the way of a good time.

268
00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:48,520
This is so bloody authentic.

269
00:13:49,540 --> 00:13:52,540
Fine. But if you steal anything from us,
I'll have you both arrested.

270
00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:55,000
Deal. Deal.

271
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:56,460
Deal.

272
00:13:57,460 --> 00:13:59,320
We can get out of this pissy alleyway.

273
00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:01,080
We can all go back to our hotel.

274
00:14:01,980 --> 00:14:02,980
Yeah. Yeah.

275
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:04,760
All right.

276
00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:06,660
All right. All right.

277
00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:21,600
Holy shit, boys.

278
00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:23,380
There's no cork at the palace.

279
00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:24,960
Are you seeing this, guys?

280
00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:30,220
Are we lost, gentlemen?

281
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:31,620
It's okay.

282
00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:32,740
They're Irish.

283
00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:33,800
And they're with us.

284
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:35,800
Yeah. We're Irish.

285
00:14:36,140 --> 00:14:37,140
And we're with them.

286
00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:48,990
They're being so massive, my feet don't
even come off the end.

287
00:14:49,530 --> 00:14:51,870
Are you boys still sleeping in bunk
beds, then?

288
00:14:52,110 --> 00:14:53,410
No. What?

289
00:14:54,230 --> 00:14:57,270
Do you think Conor's all right? He's
been in there for a while. Should I go

290
00:14:57,270 --> 00:14:57,949
check on him?

291
00:14:57,950 --> 00:14:58,709
You relax.

292
00:14:58,710 --> 00:14:59,730
I'll check on him, all right?

293
00:15:00,850 --> 00:15:01,850
Conor!

294
00:15:03,510 --> 00:15:05,090
Conor, will you please go sit near him?

295
00:15:06,110 --> 00:15:09,950
Boy, we never get a hold of you. Sync up
the place, boy. I did, boy. You know I

296
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:11,090
only take a shit twice a week.

297
00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:12,370
I'm loading up.

298
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:19,030
Body wash, boy.

299
00:15:19,350 --> 00:15:21,350
A vanity kit. A mammoth, a conditioner.

300
00:15:22,390 --> 00:15:25,190
Two questions, boy.

301
00:15:25,910 --> 00:15:26,910
Boys,

302
00:15:27,390 --> 00:15:28,790
who's using that hair?

303
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,130
A what?

304
00:15:32,050 --> 00:15:33,050
What?

305
00:15:33,290 --> 00:15:34,269
Oui, oui.

306
00:15:34,270 --> 00:15:35,590
Yeah. We're coming.

307
00:15:35,950 --> 00:15:36,950
Yeah.

308
00:15:37,490 --> 00:15:40,050
Do you want a Chinese?

309
00:15:40,350 --> 00:15:41,350
Yeah.

310
00:15:42,530 --> 00:15:43,530
Oh.

311
00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:46,970
Oh, Cain.

312
00:15:47,350 --> 00:15:49,590
Yeah. Cain, you got to do this, boy.

313
00:15:50,390 --> 00:15:52,950
I never felt like anything like this in
my life.

314
00:15:53,190 --> 00:15:54,190
No, yeah, boy.

315
00:15:54,810 --> 00:15:56,350
I don't like getting my bits out.

316
00:15:58,550 --> 00:16:00,530
Boy, just cover yourself with a towel.

317
00:16:00,890 --> 00:16:02,030
I'm not doing it, all right, Jack?

318
00:16:08,689 --> 00:16:09,689
What?

319
00:16:28,590 --> 00:16:30,710
Rich people get other people to clip
their toenails?

320
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:31,990
Yeah.

321
00:16:36,420 --> 00:16:37,420
Sorry about earlier.

322
00:16:38,300 --> 00:16:39,300
It's okay.

323
00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:44,260
Out of interest, have you ever given a
pedicure to a pedophile?

324
00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:50,280
There's something in my water.

325
00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:52,280
Oh, that's cucumber.

326
00:16:52,940 --> 00:16:55,700
I don't think we have that in Ireland.

327
00:16:56,620 --> 00:16:58,300
Jeez, but I could get used to being
rich.

328
00:16:59,340 --> 00:17:01,900
I think I'm going to go take a dip in
the jacuzzi.

329
00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:03,840
Are you coming?

330
00:17:05,579 --> 00:17:06,599
I could do that, yeah.

331
00:17:14,940 --> 00:17:16,579
Oh, boy, that's warm.

332
00:17:16,839 --> 00:17:18,700
That's nice, isn't it? Will I get a
photo of you?

333
00:17:18,940 --> 00:17:19,940
I'll go get my photo.

334
00:17:20,220 --> 00:17:21,220
No,

335
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,960
I shouldn't ask her to pedigree. You
might say that.

336
00:17:24,579 --> 00:17:25,579
No,

337
00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:29,100
I'm going to stay here and look at the
lovely view of Cork City.

338
00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:31,700
Don't worry.

339
00:17:31,860 --> 00:17:35,100
If you can't swim, it doesn't matter.
It's not that deep.

340
00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:36,259
I can't swim.

341
00:17:36,260 --> 00:17:39,180
No, we can all swim. We can all swim.
Can't we just get in and stop being

342
00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:40,360
See you tomorrow, mate.

343
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,060
See you tomorrow.

344
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,520
All right. Come on.

345
00:17:47,380 --> 00:17:49,700
Stop. I don't want any of that.

346
00:17:50,060 --> 00:17:51,280
It's all you mentioned, mate.

347
00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:52,520
All that.

348
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:54,460
Just getting to be caught.

349
00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:58,520
What are you wearing, mate?

350
00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:00,100
What are you wearing?

351
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:01,380
Don't even laugh, mate.

352
00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,660
What are those things, mate? Just come
in, man.

353
00:18:05,070 --> 00:18:10,550
What are you wearing? I didn't have any
clean ones. I didn't know you'd be

354
00:18:10,550 --> 00:18:11,429
seeing them today.

355
00:18:11,430 --> 00:18:14,310
I only have lavish. Come on, boy. I
think they're sweet.

356
00:18:16,290 --> 00:18:17,570
Really? Yeah.

357
00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:21,470
Is it too hot?

358
00:18:21,890 --> 00:18:22,930
No, it's nice and warm.

359
00:18:23,650 --> 00:18:24,990
Very good.

360
00:18:26,550 --> 00:18:27,950
Be careful.

361
00:18:28,670 --> 00:18:30,050
It is actually quite hot.

362
00:18:54,039 --> 00:18:56,600
Going in for a kiss is a bit like
stealing a bike.

363
00:18:57,820 --> 00:19:04,720
It's exciting, risky, but at a certain
point, You just got to do it.

364
00:19:06,380 --> 00:19:07,380
Oh, God.

365
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:09,660
I'm so indigenous.

366
00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:11,780
Then you got to do it again.

367
00:19:12,700 --> 00:19:14,340
Oh, God.

368
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:23,940
Never have I ever been to prison.

369
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:28,080
Really?

370
00:19:31,610 --> 00:19:35,250
Yeah, it wasn't for anything bad. It was
just a bit of a misunderstanding.

371
00:19:35,850 --> 00:19:40,030
You're not a young offender anymore.
You're an adult and an international

372
00:19:40,030 --> 00:19:42,850
smuggler. You're sentenced to six years
in prison.

373
00:19:43,130 --> 00:19:44,550
Yes, it wasn't even our fault.

374
00:19:44,770 --> 00:19:45,770
Oh,

375
00:19:49,590 --> 00:19:50,910
gosh, excuse me. It's Daddy.

376
00:19:51,370 --> 00:19:53,230
Oh, Daddy.

377
00:19:53,550 --> 00:19:54,550
I know.

378
00:20:02,670 --> 00:20:03,670
My dad's dead.

379
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:05,270
Oh.

380
00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:10,550
Should we leave? I'll go check on him.
No, no, no, I'll leave it to me.

381
00:20:11,230 --> 00:20:12,830
Enjoy yourselves, all right?

382
00:20:13,050 --> 00:20:14,050
All right.

383
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:24,710
You all right?

384
00:20:25,510 --> 00:20:27,210
No. What happened?

385
00:20:29,610 --> 00:20:31,890
Being made by a fucking arsehole
happened.

386
00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:33,530
My dad was a prick too.

387
00:20:33,910 --> 00:20:34,910
What about your mum?

388
00:20:35,570 --> 00:20:36,610
She's actually dead.

389
00:20:38,650 --> 00:20:39,649
I'm sorry.

390
00:20:39,650 --> 00:20:41,410
So are you sorry for you didn't kill
her, did you?

391
00:20:42,290 --> 00:20:44,250
I mean, it'd be fairly awkward if you
did.

392
00:20:44,790 --> 00:20:46,770
Did you?

393
00:20:47,370 --> 00:20:48,590
No. Okay.

394
00:20:54,630 --> 00:20:55,630
I'm sorry.

395
00:20:57,790 --> 00:21:01,850
Should we maybe check on them?

396
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:03,340
Or I'd leave it to them.

397
00:21:04,620 --> 00:21:07,900
Unless that's not the custom here.

398
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,920
I'm not really sure what the custom is
here, to be honest.

399
00:21:13,860 --> 00:21:15,600
I eat a lot of oysters there.

400
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:18,500
You're not that bad, you know.

401
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:21,380
Despite all the stealing.

402
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:26,740
I'm not really in the mood anymore.

403
00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:28,900
Sorry.

404
00:21:30,060 --> 00:21:31,060
Don't worry about it.

405
00:21:31,710 --> 00:21:32,930
Me neither, to be honest.

406
00:21:33,230 --> 00:21:35,970
I fairly wrecked after the massage.

407
00:21:36,890 --> 00:21:39,190
Is it supposed to do that to you?

408
00:21:41,770 --> 00:21:44,010
I'd still like you to spend the night.

409
00:21:44,310 --> 00:21:45,310
All right.

410
00:21:46,550 --> 00:21:48,470
Can I borrow your toothbrush, though?

411
00:21:49,650 --> 00:21:51,170
I don't think we should have sex
anymore.

412
00:21:53,550 --> 00:21:56,110
It didn't even cross my mind.

413
00:21:56,650 --> 00:21:59,070
You can still tell Jock we did it, if
you like.

414
00:22:03,430 --> 00:22:04,770
Thanks. Want a spoon?

415
00:22:07,270 --> 00:22:08,270
Can I have a wee teaspoon?

416
00:22:38,130 --> 00:22:40,070
Do you want me to put back the shambles?

417
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,180
Where's Charlotte, boy? Huh?

418
00:23:10,660 --> 00:23:11,660
Where's Charlotte?

419
00:23:11,740 --> 00:23:12,740
I don't know, boy.

420
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,000
Where's Emma?

421
00:23:14,020 --> 00:23:15,520
I don't know, boy. It's not me.

422
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:18,720
Emma!

423
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:20,760
Charlotte! Emma!

424
00:23:22,020 --> 00:23:23,280
What'd you do with your chain, boy?

425
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:25,840
Chain?

426
00:23:26,700 --> 00:23:27,740
What'd you do with your chain?

427
00:23:28,020 --> 00:23:29,020
Huh?

428
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,000
What do you mean?

429
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:34,160
Where's your watch?

430
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:36,820
Boy. Charlotte!

431
00:23:37,460 --> 00:23:38,460
Emma!

432
00:23:38,670 --> 00:23:40,190
Hey, buddy, where'd you put the cash?

433
00:23:40,450 --> 00:23:41,790
I didn't touch the cash. You had the
cash.

434
00:23:42,310 --> 00:23:44,190
Where'd you put the cash? I didn't touch
the cash.

435
00:23:44,510 --> 00:23:45,510
Where's my phone, kind?

436
00:23:46,730 --> 00:23:47,730
Where's my phone?

437
00:23:48,270 --> 00:23:49,270
It's on the table there.

438
00:23:49,410 --> 00:23:51,950
Where's my phone? It's on the table. Why
don't you open your ears?

439
00:23:54,610 --> 00:23:55,650
Charlie! Hey, man!

440
00:23:56,490 --> 00:23:57,490
Hey, man!

441
00:23:57,650 --> 00:23:58,990
They must have it for you. They've got
it.

442
00:24:01,830 --> 00:24:02,830
Kind, kind, kind.

443
00:24:06,350 --> 00:24:07,590
Dad. Who's that?

444
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:09,320
That's Charlie.

445
00:24:13,540 --> 00:24:14,560
Isn't that right, Emma?

446
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:20,640
That's Emma. That's them, boy. But
better looking.

447
00:24:23,460 --> 00:24:24,560
They're from Cork.

448
00:24:27,180 --> 00:24:28,180
Oi!

449
00:24:30,620 --> 00:24:31,920
That's our money, boy!

450
00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:33,940
Traitors, boy. Little rat -bite.

451
00:24:38,190 --> 00:24:39,690
And I did want to pop my Irish cherry.

452
00:24:40,830 --> 00:24:41,830
Deceived by your own?

453
00:24:42,250 --> 00:24:44,490
Lovely lad, thanks for covering the
hotel.

454
00:24:45,950 --> 00:24:48,650
Emma, spoon me and everything if that is
your real name.

455
00:24:48,970 --> 00:24:51,730
Boy, we'd never have done that to them.
Never. There's some things we would do,

456
00:24:51,750 --> 00:24:55,190
but we would never have done that. Not
in a million years, boy. I'm joking,

457
00:24:55,330 --> 00:24:58,210
But what are they on about as well?
Thanks for covering the hotel.

458
00:24:58,610 --> 00:24:59,870
No, we didn't cover the room.

459
00:25:00,270 --> 00:25:02,830
Covering, what does that even mean? Oh,
yeah, that's what's in the room.

460
00:25:05,510 --> 00:25:06,510
How much?

461
00:25:06,810 --> 00:25:07,810
Two thousand.

462
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:12,200
They didn't buy the hotel room. I'm
sorry, madam, but it was the penthouse.

463
00:25:12,580 --> 00:25:13,580
The penthouse?

464
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:16,320
It wasn't our fault, ma 'am. It was
Charlotte and Emma.

465
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:18,120
Who the hell is Charlotte and Emma?

466
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:21,740
They were a couple of girls that we
thought were rich and going to give us a

467
00:25:21,740 --> 00:25:23,240
ride. Two grand for the ride?

468
00:25:23,620 --> 00:25:24,820
Not a hope I'm paying this.

469
00:25:25,180 --> 00:25:27,340
I'm sorry, madam, but they did spend the
night.

470
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:29,020
Are their names on the reservation?

471
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:32,220
No. Yeah, no. We're out of here. Let's
go.

472
00:25:33,180 --> 00:25:35,460
Tell me you actually did get the ride.

473
00:25:39,370 --> 00:25:40,370
On our fight, we were robbed.

474
00:25:41,290 --> 00:25:43,470
Catfished by a couple of girls. Oh,
right. We got insurance.

475
00:25:44,090 --> 00:25:45,970
What the hell do you think insurance
actually is?

476
00:25:47,270 --> 00:25:48,290
Well, we got you shampoo.

477
00:25:49,550 --> 00:25:52,470
I finally got my head around the whole
insurance thing.

478
00:25:53,350 --> 00:25:55,470
As it turns out, they don't cover
catfishing.

479
00:25:56,450 --> 00:25:58,490
But we did get SDIs from the hot tub.

480
00:25:58,770 --> 00:25:59,970
But not one of the bad ones.

481
00:26:00,210 --> 00:26:01,210
Just an itchy knob.